I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Welp...herpes.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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