At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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