Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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