It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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