More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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