I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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