Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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