Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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