Kareoke will never be a sober sport
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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