we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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