I molested 6 butterflies tonight
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Text me some of your sweat
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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