Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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