no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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