Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i drank out of a bidet.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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