Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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