My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm always down for nudity.
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