the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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