Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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