Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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