My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
