Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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