His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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