my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
ok first of all what the fuck
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