Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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