I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
