Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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