were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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