Well apparently he's into motor boating.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
love makes seman taste better
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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