Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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