as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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