Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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