I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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