is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wanna go halves on a baby?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Someone shattered a urinal.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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