Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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