Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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