Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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