Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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