I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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