I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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