On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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