Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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