Hey man sorry I got all grabby
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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