i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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