hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I understand Curling. That high.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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