"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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