And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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