just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
The Olympian is in my bed
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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