After last night, I could never be a politician.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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