Small penises have feelings too.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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