We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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