She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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