I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
