Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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