Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
This is my gift to your gina
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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