i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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